speaking from experience - favourite ideas

i narrowed down my tips on have to save and make money to my few favourites and the ones which i thought i would would best for my outcome.
I aimed to illustrate at least 15, these are the ones which i narrowed it down to.

1. buy chickens, free eggs and morning wake up calls - saves you a pound off your weekly shop and a pounding from fred when you miss his lecture.
2. become a pimp - big money and unlimited poon
3. become a busker - take up busking to earn quick easy money, depending on how skilled you are on the guitar
4. paint rocks in gold - bigger the rocks, greater the profit
5. brew your own beer, for cheap nights out
6. get bees, free homey and security
7. time is money, buy clocks
8. get a cow, free milk and meaty goodness
9. self amputation - cut off your least favourite, claim disable benefits
10. use money
11. re-use teabags
12. marry a rich girl
13. be dyslexic, and you will get a free mac kitted out with all the design software
14. sell your body for medical experiments, may cause some serious medical problems or you may however develop some form of super power
15. become a youtube phenomenon
16. grow a money tree, infinite money