speaking from experience - ideas for saving and making money.

I then started coming up with concept for saving and making money at university to pay for a mac, as these tip are not to be taken seriously and more of a humorous approach to saving money the more abstract the better, therefore some of these a a little ...strange.

WAYS TO SAVE AND MAKE MONEY AT UNIVERSITY.

1. take up busking
2. buy chickens, free eggs and morning wake up call
3. marry a rich girl
4. paint rocks in gold, send to cash for gold
5. time is money? buy clocks
6. get a cow, free milk and meaty goodness
7. become a butcher
8. brew your own beer
9. create a band, get famous
10. Italian job, 3 mini's are essential for carrying this out
11. become a youtube phenomenon (epic meal time)
12. become a pirate
13. self amputation, collect disable benefits
14. benefit fraud
15. become a super villan, be cautious of heros
16.  inject apple with helium, cashier will see the weight of the apple is actually negative, thus giving you money for the purchase.
17. prostitution
18. become a pimp
19. buy bees, free honey and security
20. sell your body for medical experiments
21. sell your sperm, restricted to males only
22. re-use tea bags
23. enter the lottery, 1 in 14 million chance of winning, easy
24. be dyslexic
25. use monopoly money
26. steal food
27. survive off free samples
28. sue people
29. grow a money tree
30. anti-robin hood
31. become ace ventura
32. save money for big nights only.